Cocktails with Heather
Live from Tijuana donkey show and lamenated badge convention
deep in the heart of Hooker County, Nebraska
It’s Cocktails with Heather
Starring
Papaya Bitchtits
Heather Michael McDonald
Assy McGee
On this episode –
Wine Review – Masquerade Pink Moscato or as we call it Fizzy Bubbla Spumante
Overcoming relationship hurdles – like “My significant other does porn”
Sex position of the day – The Pretzel Dip – I mean, who doesn’t love a good pretzel
Fetish of the day – Agalmatophilia – Arousal to statues
The drink of the day –
Fermented mare’s milk – Airag
The traditional national beverage of Mongolia, this horse milk “wine” is said to refresh and even “sparkle softly on the tongue”. The taste is slightly sour, but if you even go to Mongolia, you’ll need to get used to it. Hospitality customs dictate that a guest must be presented with a bowl of Airag upon entering the house and to reject it would be gravely impolite.
Fun fact of the day – There are more Wal-Mart’s than there are counties in the United States.
