WE Demand… A shrubbery!
Live
from mike’s crack den, just remember to step over the bodies
and don’t touch anything, you may catch a disease or feelings
it’s…
cocktails with heather
starring
papaya chronicmasturbator
miss “get off my fuckin lawn” heather dyan
and me cpt dick pickles
on todays show
another great wine review, without the help of a sponsor
slut shaming and letting people define you
and no budget jeopardy
-remember – we’re all sluts
Welcome to No Budget Jeopardy
I am Michael Richard Dawson
i wear a fabulous tie,
my suit is by mr guy
and i live in the basement of my mom’s house
Here are the rules of the game-
5 Categories – 3 questions per category –
Once you select a category you must finish all the questions in that category before moving on to the next
and always answer in the form of a question
Topics –
1 Butt Stuff
2 kinks
3 adam sandler
4 alcohol
5 election
Final No Budget Jeopardy
One question – You have to bet all your points –
The loser is consigned to the corner of shame, while the winner gets to bask in the glory of all the points they won.
the universe
All contestants on final no budget jeopardy don’t actually win anything, they are here purely for the amusement of everyone listening and you should thank them properly! In the case of an acutal contest winner getting any sort of prize, we reserve the right to substitute that prize with whatever is in Heather’s purse, or lying around on the floor of the house. This could include items such as cereal, loose pocket change, socks, lint, cat and/or dog hair and the possibly toe nails, depending on how generous heather is feeling. Now back to no budget jeopardy!
No budget jeopardy is a production of korahn incorporated and distributed by king world and directed by dickwolves
