Adam and Dr. Drew open the show with Adam telling Drew about a recent dinner he went to on his birthday with some Hollywood heavy hitters and points out some of the qualities that he observed in his dining companions. Dr. Drew talks about having been asked to diagnose Donald Trump which leads to a larger conversation about the differences between his public persona and that of Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders. The guys go to the phones and speak to a caller suffering from hemorrhoids and looking for treatment advice.