As a challenge, I decided to drink an entire bottle of Crystal Pepsi in one sitting without hating myself or developing extra phalanges. Let’s just say I can type faster now.
Your Dudes are:
Redbeard (Chris)(@DICS_Redbeard)
and Devon (@Jekkus)
The others might still be crawling out of hell.
Opening and Ending Music: “Rampage” by The Adventures of Duane & BrandO
https://duaneandbrando.bandcamp.com/track/Rampage